Friday, December 26, 2008

my Hannuka Present

I sometimes eye the couch. They notice and tell me NO. So I guess this dog bed isn't so bad. I can curl up in it and they put my pillows around me in case I need to stretch out. I am refraining from my usual yoga (doga) practice but I still like to lay on the mat while my human does it.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

What's going on?

Where is the fur on my leg? It's cold out and I can't walk on it and they keep me on a leash all the time and don't let me go lay on the couch. This is my new hang out. They bring it from room to room. I have been getting alot of petting and attention though and bones every night and salami slices as treats from my dad. Also I feel kinda woozy sometimes. 

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I will try to get her to pet my belly

I went on my walk and then we drove to a place I had been to before but this time the lady took me back behind a door and away from my mom. Why did my mom leave me here? I want to go home.
(Berreta had surgery on her knee today and the surgeon reported that her ACL
 ligament had been torn 80 % so they took it out and repositioned her bone. After some R & R she will be as good as new- Beretta's mom)

I love Pam

Pam comes to take me on a walk. I go in her truck with my friends and we run and play. then she brings me back home. I usually get her to rub my belly before we go.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Please pet me.

Will somebody please rub my belly!!!?

Friday, November 7, 2008

the cat's food

Where is the cat?

From my perch on the porch I can see into the neighbors yard and sometimes I see the cat. Then I chase it around the corner. I also found some cat food on the property. Now I understand why cat poo tastes good sometimes

the chase

Sunday, November 2, 2008

falling leaves

ahhh it is getting cooler outside and I get to run through leaves on my walks. squirrels are out in abundance. The leaves hold smells so I like to pee on them and add my mark.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

how I knew they were dogs

is I smelled their butts but seeing these dogs with decorations on them was kinda confusing. Even my friend Earl who I am sitting for treats with in the first picture had a weird smelling fur attached to his head. He didn't seem to mind.

Dog o Ween

Our friends came to visit and then we all went in his car to a park full of humans and dogs wearing more than their fur. There was alot of activity there. I found somebody who was giving out treats.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008


I have been seriously considering who to vote for in the upcoming election. Change sounds good.I want the leash laws changed. I want to be allowed in stores and restaurants with my human. I want someone who represent me. I pick Obama

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

itching and scratching

I get itches that I must scratch. I sometimes use my teeth if I can reach or I use my back leg for mid belly locations. If I need my whole back scratched I use the grass and roll around till I get satisfaction. I am very good at relaxing. When I lay down it is easy for me to fall asleep. Ahhhhh even a wood floor can feel cool and comfortable

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

I found the cat!

i like to shop

I like to go to the pet food store. I get petted. I sit for a treat. Well I did sit for a second but then I had to reach it. Then I smelled a cat..... I know there's a cat in here. Where?

Thursday, July 31, 2008

domestic life

I sit under this counter while they eat and usually and rewarded with some crumbs, Here is where I study the neighbors cat from my backyard perch. If it's raining and thundering I prefer to hang out in the closet where I feel safe and enclosed. And if its morning I always try to get up on the bed to start the day frolicking with my humans.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

protecting my yard

I have seen the neighbors for years but I still bark at them just in case.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

my couch

This is where I usually hang out when I am inside. I have other spots but this is mine. It has a cover on it full of my fur, so it smells like me. Nobody else sits on it. I can see and hear most of what is going on in the house. If somebody opens the door, I will jump up and run outside unless I am taking an especially lovely nap.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

a summer's morning walk

I smell everything. Smells have tons of information and stories. I recognize other dogs I have met before sometimes. I like to smell flowers too. And then I find a good place to pee and poo.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

demo of doga

I found a book of Doga and when I read it I saw that I was already practicing some of the postures. This one I am showing is called "Happy Puppy" I first do it without a ball and then I add a ball to make myself even happier.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

daily kisses

Here I am putting up with my daily kisses from my human. I am taking in her psychic vibes of love.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

A Note from the human

for all followers and fans of Berreta, she has asked me to inform you that she is having problems posting photos and a video. We hope to resolve this problem soon. Meanwhile she is learning and practicing Doga, (yoga for dogs) and will share with you as soon as we figure out this glitch. She also wants to invite readers to participate in an advice type column titled "WWBD?" This stands for What would Berreta Do? If you have a question please ask in the comments section. She will give you her utmost consideration and response. I will act as her secretary until a keyboard is designed that will accommodate her paws. 

Friday, July 11, 2008

glorious summer days

I love when its warm and I go swimming at the lake near our house. I never tire of retrieving the ball. I learned to swim when I was two years old. After I get wet my fur is heavy so I must shake. Then I rest in the sun feeling nice and cool until the next throw. Many dogs come to enjoy the lake. I sniffed the yellow dogs' butt and then we swam together.